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عنوان المشاركة: Spanish Lesson lolz مرسل: الاثنين أكتوبر 30, 2006 12:05 am |
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اشترك في: السبت أكتوبر 29, 2005 5:36 am مشاركات: 644 مكان: هنا
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iam not sure if every one had read this before but it is true of course iam in the women side
enjoy hehehe
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The language they use to communicate with
other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval, and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem, and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
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عنوان المشاركة: مرسل: الاثنين أكتوبر 30, 2006 11:35 pm |
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اشترك في: السبت أكتوبر 29, 2005 11:38 pm مشاركات: 1558 مكان: lisa ma 3zamoni- Bsb
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I myt actually tell ma portuguese teacher
to change da word O computador to a computador
coz wtcha wrote is so tru
as well as HILARIOUS
P.S
MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIN' ya gurl
u betta come online some time soon
or else
or else wt?
or else i ll miss ya more
lol
_________________ [font=comic sans MS]Keep smilin', it confusez ppl![/font]
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عنوان المشاركة: مرسل: الثلاثاء أكتوبر 31, 2006 5:09 pm |
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عنوان المشاركة: مرسل: الثلاثاء أكتوبر 31, 2006 5:11 pm |
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عنوان المشاركة: مرسل: الثلاثاء أكتوبر 31, 2006 5:16 pm |
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