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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

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Fahim welcome to the english club it seeeeeeeeems that u know english loooool

[eng]soooo funnnnnny ........ Soooo real


To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument [/eng]

[eng]Thanks[/eng]

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you proved its reality

A woman has the last word in any argument


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loooooooooooooooooool
A woman has the last word in any argument
that's right

thanx Fahim
so nice

[eng]Well then.. both man and women were created to behave oppositely in order to perform on earth together.. and this is how life's going on.[/eng]
[eng]so:
MAN + WOMAN = LIFE CONTINUOSITY
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