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Ever Wonder?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? :lol:

:lol:

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? :shock:

:shock:

Why is it that to stop Windows , you have to click on "Start"? :?:

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? :roll:

:roll:

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? :?:

:?:

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? :?:

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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