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الكاتب:  halamsh [ الأربعاء مايو 27, 2009 5:31 pm ]
عنوان المشاركة:  Never Ever Lie To A Woman‏

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'
You'll love the answer,folks......



The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box
!!

الكاتب:  fanta [ الاثنين يونيو 01, 2009 6:26 pm ]
عنوان المشاركة:  Re: Never Ever Lie To A Woman‏

مبااااااااااااااااااااالغة :clap:

الكاتب:  halamsh [ الاثنين يونيو 01, 2009 7:02 pm ]
عنوان المشاركة:  Re: Never Ever Lie To A Woman‏

mosh kida ya fanta
3ashan bas yi3rifo ina kaydahona 3atheem
:05

الكاتب:  fadwa [ الاثنين يونيو 01, 2009 8:53 pm ]
عنوان المشاركة:  Re: Never Ever Lie To A Woman‏

تعجبني المراه الهادئه و ذكيه
والله كيفتني كيف

الكاتب:  Mermaid [ الثلاثاء يونيو 02, 2009 12:04 am ]
عنوان المشاركة:  Re: Never Ever Lie To A Woman‏

:05 :05 :05 :05 :05
رهيييييييييية وخطيرة

الكاتب:  foola [ الأربعاء يونيو 03, 2009 8:37 pm ]
عنوان المشاركة:  Re: Never Ever Lie To A Woman‏

ولا وااااحد ما اتجرا يعقب

هههههه :05

:clap: يديك العافية

الكاتب:  Blue Pearl [ الجمعة سبتمبر 11, 2009 3:05 pm ]
عنوان المشاركة:  Re: Never Ever Lie To A Woman‏

:mrgreen: oh thats smart truly

but just for clarification :|

isnt that mean he didnt go fishing indeed , becuase if he open the
fishing box he will find the pyjamas
thats means he lied about everything he told his wife
even that kinds of fishes

:roll: did i understand the meaning right

الكاتب:  ود ابرق [ السبت سبتمبر 12, 2009 9:15 pm ]
عنوان المشاركة:  Re: Never Ever Lie To A Woman‏

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
:clap:

but not cuz she is a smart women but he is a very veryidiet man>
we sudanese could never fall in such as mistakes and if i was him i will open my fishing box first cuz what the different bitween that and fishing 8)

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