ladies plz...let us drive

TMaC · **مرسل:** الخميس مارس 23, 2006 6:06 pm

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!!

Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter. Oh my Gosh!! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?! They're going to STICK!! Careful...

CAREFUL!! I said be CAREFUL!! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!! Turn them! HURRY UP!! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!"

The wife stared at him. "What the &^%$&^% is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving".

loooooooooooooooooooooooolz so funny wallahi craked the shit out of me :lol:

but heey Divas why u all get scared .....jsut chill and enjoy the ride :mrgreen:

bit tabat · **مرسل:** الخميس مارس 23, 2006 8:15 pm

heeeeeeeeeee hooooooooooo

it's kinda the opposite when i drive...

my .. dad..be like.. stop..make a turn..no..not..on R..on D.. break...what..

get out... that's it..give me the keys

I don't cook..so.. i have no idea..what ur talking about

heeeeeeee hoooooooo

but..it's funny..when u..were like.. what the #(&$(#^#@ are u doing? :lol:

heeeeee hooo

kotomoto · **مرسل:** الجمعة مارس 24, 2006 10:37 am

[twh]OOOOOH MACDONALDS .... soo funny

actully its not only us okee u men r also so noisy shadeed wo keda

كلااام يا عوض دكاااان .....كلام في كلام يا عوض دكان[/twh]

TMaC · **مرسل:** الأربعاء أكتوبر 25, 2006 2:02 am

bit arkaweet · **مرسل:** الأربعاء أكتوبر 25, 2006 4:08 pm

lolz that is why i always sit in the back seat hehehe
bit tabat stop writing in yellow :shock:

jerry · **مرسل:** السبت أكتوبر 28, 2006 11:12 pm

حيرتوني · **مرسل:** الأحد أكتوبر 29, 2006 1:47 am

this is for my mam

lady Alien · **مرسل:** الثلاثاء أكتوبر 31, 2006 1:50 am

hahahahahahahah.....
Didn’t laugh on a joke from a long time

ya ya....but still not like cooking

lolavitta · **مرسل:** الثلاثاء أكتوبر 31, 2006 7:45 am

[font=Arial]YO gurls always remember

always put ur headset or put da radio ON and plz make it loud

coz really i dont wanna remember ma mom all da way she was like

and sorry to say it in arabic ( MA 7ATANFA3Y BE BA9ALA ) lolz

and btw its so not like cookin

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ladies plz...let us drive

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